10 (Realistic) Things To Do Before You Die

1. Sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at Chicago's Wrigley Field. [Have I done it? Yes!]

2. Attend the hall of fame induction ceremony for one of your childhood heroes. [No]

3. Be the first person to purchase Madden '09 at the Target closest to you next year. [N/A]

4. See a college football game live when at least one of the teams involved is in the top 25. [Yes]

5. Hit an 80 mph fastball at the batting cage. [Yes]

6. Go to your high school alma mater's biggest basketball game of the year. [No]

7. Get floor seats the next time LeBron or Kobe come to town. [No]

8. Spend the first weekend of March Madness in a Las Vegas casino. [Yes]

9. Cheer on Tiger Woods one Sunday at a tournament he's playing in. [No]

10. Tailgate when the temperature is under 40 degrees. [No]